Thursday, October 30, 2008

Pure Evilness!

It all started when my sister-in-law and her kids came for a visit. Along with them came a big 'ole bag of peanut M&M's and all my self control flew out the window. A few days and another big 'ole bag later they were gone and so were the evil peanut M&M's. Finally, I was saved from myself and an extra 20 pounds of blubber that would go directly to my butt! I was good, I went to the store and came home without the goods, but then Nate gets home from hunting and what did he bring home with him? Yes, the mega huge Costco size bag of Peanut M&M's that were hardly touched because he has the self control of a--I don't know what---but he is not easily tempted by sweets. So, I was left with the duty of finishing off this gynormous bag of evilness. My self control is so weak that I eat until I want to vomit. Pathetic, I know. Even worse is that we are now in the full swing of Halloween candy time and I am fearful that I will be the size of a hippo by the time we make it through Christmas. Someone save me from myself! BTW while I have been typing this I was eating a full size Heath bar that Jordyn got from the trunk-or-treat last night and washing it down with a tasty fountain drink ( I already downed several handfulls of the evil peanut M&M's already today). I tell you there is no hope for me, no hope!

p.s. I voted already, have you?

5 comments:

Pam Jorgensen said...

I'm having the same problem with 100Grands. EVIL!! I just finish off the last batch and Scott comes home with a fresh batch.

Jennifer said...

Mmmmm... peanut M&Ms... you better save some for me. I hope we're still on for the knock-off Cafe Rio on Sunday because all my hopes are riding on this one. Plus, I hear that those M&M's are the official dessert for that meal. Let me know what I can bring. You've been providing some serious food for people lately.

Shayla said...

Yeah, I'm with you there. I have no shame when it comes to candy...especially peanut m&m's. I'm in trouble the next few days, I've been eating my way through Natie's preschool trunk or treat candy today. 12 kids parents and almost an entire pumpkin full of candy later...geez, what's the deal with those things? It's like a contest to see which parent can get the bigger, better amount of candy for the kids.

Hillary said...

Hey there! I found you through Mieke's blog. I love this post! I just got through telling Jared that Halloween candy is evil! I also have NO willpower at all. I didn't open the bag until today and already I have eaten 10 times my daily caloric intake. This will be a never ending problem until January in our house. I guess we should hit the gym a little harder to even things out...well maybe not!

Terry and Jolene said...

Oh Heath your just fine. Just get on the treadmill while you eat the M&M's.